Monday, August 7, 2017

Blog Tour Blue Balls by RC Boldt



Title: Blue Balls 
Author: RC Boldt 
Genre: Romantic Comedy 
Release Date: August 7, 2017 
Cover Designer: Letitia Hasser at RBA Designs 



BLUE BALLS
Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of sexual arousal without release.
Myth: Only affects males.
SARAH
I’m beyond frustrated with the man who’s left me high and very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I’m not interested in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more—one crazy, sexual debacle after the next.
Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the release will be out of this world.
JACK
I’m captivated with the woman who’s left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she's only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it—and not in the good way—but I’m going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this “plague” of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.
It's time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who's boss.







4 Stars
Review by Lisa Kane

Sarah Matthews is ambitious and more than a little quirky. She’s a nurse who’s been studying to become a nurse anesthetist. She may be one smart cookie but she’s a bit of a commitment phobic. Her childhood; most especially her mom’s insecurities with men, molded Sarah into an independent woman who loves to have sex. But has no interest in a relationship. Only one that involves naughty bits having fun and walking away. 
Besides, I don’t do relationships; not only because of my childhood, but also because I’ve been far too busy.
When her best friend Maggie moved in Ry, she met Jack Westbrook. (If you haven’t read their story Clamjam-get on that!)  Ry’s best friend. He’s gorgeous, brilliant and has just come out of a causal relationship. 
I’ve known him for over a year now, and ever since the mutual acquaintance of our best friends thrust us together, I’ve wanted to include other types of thrusting in our equation.
Jack is finally going to make his move. He’s wanted Sarah since he first laid eyes on her but the timing never seemed right. But the stars are in alignment and it’s game on!
Panties have disintegrated. I repeat. Panties. Have. Disintegrated. 
But things like getting laid are so easy for these two. It seems every time they are about to get intimate with each other’s genitals, someone or something interrupts them. Hence, the title of the book-Blue Balls. 
Damn vagina. She’s such a traitor when it comes to Jack.
Blue Balls is full of chocolate candies wrapped in witty little notes, smile-invoking nicknames like “Sunshine” and odd comments which actually start to make sense. 
“Now tell me you don’t think there’s a chance Dave Matthews and Shakira could be the same person.”
Wait, what?
But there being together is not all fun and games. Sometimes couples aren’t in the same place at the same time. Sometimes one wants less or more than the other. Oh uh…cue the ominous music. 
I devoured this latest release from RC Boldt as quickly as I did Clamjam. It’s the right balance of angst and humor and lust!


I’d suffer blue balls my entire life if it means I get to spend each of those days with you. 


















RC Boldt is the wife of Mr. Boldt, a retired Navy Chief, mother of Little Miss Boldt, and former teacher of many students. She currently lives on the southeastern coast of North Carolina, enjoys long walks on the beach, running, reading, people watching, and singing karaoke. If you’re in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos, can’t recall the lyrics to a particular 80’s song, or just need to hang around a nonconformist who will do almost anything for a laugh, she’s your girl.
RC loves hearing from her readers at rcboldtbooks@gmail.com. You can also check out her website at http://www.rcboldtbooks.com or her Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/rcboldtauthor for the latest updates on upcoming book releases.










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