Friday, December 20, 2013

Holiday Greetings From Your Favorite Book Boyfriends

The Storm Series
Samantha Towle
"Wishing all you ladies a Happy Holiday from the one and only, Jake 'the snake' Wethers. Drink a fuck load, be merry, and if you can't be good, then be the best at being bad! Keep rockin'!"

Broken Series
Kimberly Lauren
"Want me to do a toast? I’m the Toastmaster! (raises glass) Merry Christmas and here’s to a New Year with your loved ones! May your sex be hotter and your panties come off faster... or maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part that it’ll happen to Emerson tonight. Lift em’ high and drain em’ dry!"


Mid Life Love Series

Whitney Gracia Williams 
"For those of you who are hosting holiday parties and traveling across the country to spend time with your loved ones (me and Claire will be traveling to my bedroom. Nowhere else.), I wish you the best holiday season you've ever had. May there be endless wine, over the top gifts, and plenty of places to be 'inappropriate'.
Happy Holidays from me to you"
The Wilson Mooney Series
Gretchen de la O
"The day is always better when you have a reason to celebrate.....

Happy Birthday Wilson and Merry Christmas."

Jake Jake Undone
Penelope Ward

"Picture me in Nothing But a Santa hat,

Handing You An Origami Bat.

The hottest, tatted Santa you’ve ever seen.

Merry Christmas" Love, Jake
Very Bad Things
Ilsa Madden- Mills
"Happy Holidays and Peace on Earth to all. Be thankful for the family you have left. Kiss the one you love. Hard."

Emily Snow

"May your holiday be filled with guitar picks, piano-playing, and lots of unwrapping (you might want to Google creative shit to do with leftover present ribbons). Have an ass-kicking Christmas."

Jettie Woodruff

"Merry Christmas Three Chicks...I've heard you've been very bad girls..Go to my room."









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